Sextoys, Men Can Enjoy Them Too
Ξ October 29th, 2008 | → | ∇ Sextoys Articles |
I am standing in the GST sex shop in central London, staring up a plastic vagina. Rarely do I do this. Only a few weeks ago I seen a news article about some guys in Poland who have reported a pharmacy to the Polish equal opportunities comission because of sexual discrimination. The reason, cause it sells sextoys for females and not for males. Now people don’t usually talk about this, they rabbit on about the rabbit, but the fake vagina has yet to have its Sex and the City moment. So what is out there, Or rather, what is in there?
Paul Black is the stock assistant for G-S-T. He is huge and he seems sleepy, yet he shows me past the tons of men’s toys with the passion of a bloke discussing drill bits. “The big thing at the moment are the anal toys,” he says, waving at a wall of Rocks Off Naughty Boy prostate massagers. “Boys seem to have discovered their ass at last. Straight men didn’t used to want to buy anything anal,” he beams at me - the fleshlite, “That’s all changed.”
Together we peruse inflatable dolls there is an obese one called Fatima the Fully Functioning Sex Doll, who I feel a weird compassion for and some vaginas. I stuck my finger up one. It has the texture of warm apple pie. It felt wrong. “Blokes often get these to use on their own,” David says. He points out the Juicy Lucy portable can, which looks like a beer can but has both a vagina and an anus inside, and the Fleshlight, a torch containing a vagina. Both seem like they were crafted by Q for James Bond, “Now, Bond, if you press this a dildo will fire out!”
Toys are a lot more acceptable now than they used to be. There seems to be more mixing between the mainstream and us. People speak more of female sextoys than male ones. There are more out there. Why is this, Why do females wave their rabbits at the world while men stash their rubber vaginas?
Sextoys for men don’t look quite as er gentle as female sex toys. A vibrator looks more attractive than a fake vagina. You can’t say the vagina is an ugly thing. You know a vagina is a beautiful thing indeed.
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